There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
Ok, I'm over here cracking up about those, even though I've heard the bar one a billion times.
It took me a while to understand the sushi one, though... but it still made me laugh!
Ok, I have one.
Three times a day a Panda bear comes into a bar, eats, shoots his gun, and leaves. One day a man was very confused about his actions, so he asks the bartender why. The bartender replies, "Everyone knows that panda bears eats shoots and leaves"
Nice Silver, that was funny. Ok I got another one. Its been awhile since I told this one so bear with me.
Ok, there is this truck driver(I mean semi truck driver) that is hauling computers. He gets tired and pulls of at this town and goes to the local bar. Outside the door is a sign that says no nerds allowed, enter at your own risk. Thinking nothing of it he goes in and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says "You arn't a nerd are you?" He says that he is not that he just a truck driver hauling computers and he just stopped in town to get a drink. The bar tender says ok and hands him his beer, while he's drinking it this really nerdy guy comes up behind him, the bartender sees the nerd and grabs his shot gun and kills him on the spot. The truck driver asked why he did that and the guy replied that nerds were in season and that it was ok to shoot them. Shruging it off he finishes his beer and starts on his way again. Along the way he has to swerve really fast to avoid a colision as a result his trailer overturns, spilling computers all over the interstate. Out of nowhere the nerdiest people he'd ever seen just start swarmint the scene and start grabbing at the computers. Remembering what happend at the bar he grabs his shot gun our of the cab of his truck and starts blasting them away on the spot. A cop appears and yells for him to stop. He looks at the officer and said , "I thought nerds were in season." The cop replies, "Yes they are but you can't bait them."
I thought that one was hilarious when I first herd it, I hope you enjoyed it.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
Thats a funny one Psy. Anywho reguarding the one that I posted, nerds were in season meaning that people could hunt tham. Well sterotypical nerds REALLY like computers a little too much, anyways the nerds came to grab the computers and that drew them out right well the guy is shooting them. It is illegal to bait some animals to come out so you can shoot them. Hope that helps.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
Q: How do I get the orrigional picture to go away to put up a new background?
A: shake it
Q: It has crashed and is non responsive, what do I do?
A: shake it
Q: I want to draw a new picture how do I get the old one off the screen?
A: shake it
Q: If I want to delete a file what do I do?
A: shake it
Q: What do I do if I want to save a file?
A: don't shake it
I heard that one a long time ago it was funny to me for some reason.
-- Edited by Scarlet Whitetail at 15:52, 2006-05-26
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
It's a really stupid joke; I was watching my cousin and it was like 3:00 in the morning when he told it to me and at that time of night I'm lible to find anything funny, but in any case its just a repitition and then all of a sudden a change in the pattern type thing, not many people find it very funny but I did since it was 3:00 in the morning when I heard it first, so yea. Sorry it wasn't that good.
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
Power corrupts ... absolute power is kind of neat!!!
There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
