Ok here is where I'm gunna put all of my bad/not so funny jokes.
there was a blond, a brunett, and a red head that were all captives of war. They were all scheduled to be exicuted on the same day.
On the day of their exicution the brunett came up with a plan and told the other two about it on the way to the exicution site. She said, "Ok, just coppy my example and you'll be fine ok."
the brunett was put in front of the gunman they raised their guns, the seargent began, "Ready, Aim...."
all of a sudden the brunett screamed "Tornado!"
the gunman turned around, the brunett saw her chance and she escaped.
Next was the red head. Same thing, the raising of the guns, the seargent screaming, "Ready, AIM..."
Red head yelled, "Hurricane!"
The gunman turned around and she escaped as well.
Seeing what was going on the blond thought "OK, I know whats going on now. I can do this."
She was lead up in front of the gunman. "Ready, Aim..."
then the blond screamed, "FIRE"
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There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
I've heard that one before ... but it had an American, a Japanese man, and an Australian ... The American called out "Hurricane" ... the Japanese man called out "Tornado" ... and the Australian called out "Fire"
I think it's meant to resemble the natural disastors that happen in those countries ... us Aussies are at greater risk of Fire than anything else
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Power corrupts ... absolute power is kind of neat!!!
There is a fight between two wolves going on inside everyone. One stands for all good things and the other, all that is evil. Which one will win? The one that you feed.
Power corrupts ... absolute power is kind of neat!!!
